ORDERING A PIZZA
A Frustrsted Senior Caller with a Google Response:
- Is this Pizza Hut ?
- No, it’s Google Pizza.
- I must have dialed the wrong number.
- No Sir. Google recently bought Pizza Hut and this is the central Canada service Line and we will direct your order to the nearest Winnipeg outlet.
- Wow! Okay. I would like to order a pizza.
- Do you want your usual sir?
- My Usual? Do you know me?
- Yes sir, we recorded your past 12 orders.
- Super! I’ll have the same topping mix.
- May we suggest a vegetarian mix?
- What? I don’t want a vegetarian pizza!
- Your Cholesterol is not good, sir.
- How the hell do you know that?
- We cross-referenced your phone and ID to your past medical blood tests.
- Okay but I take my medication.
- Our database shows you only bought one 30 pill medication 4 months ago From Shoppers Drug Mart.
- I bought more from another pharmacy!
- That doesn’t show on your credit card.
- I paid cash!
- You didn’t draw enough from your bank account to pay for your medication.
- I have other sources of cash!
- This doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you used undeclared income which is against the law.
- What the hell!
- We only use this info to be helpful, sir.
- Enough already! I’m sick of Google! I’m going to move to a remote island without any technical services!
- We understand sir, but your passport expired 6 weeks ago. Your licence is also up for renewal.
- I give up! I’ll order a pizza from Google when pigs fly or cows go ice dancing or hens
grow teeth! Look those up smart ass! Click! - Hello, are you still there sir? Pigs cannot fly….
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And, how has your day been going? ;-D
