- a person asks what you are doing on the weekend and you answer – waiting for my washer to be repaired.
- staying up all night long with your husband means being awake from his snoring.
- your childhood toys are now collectibles and antiques.
- you can rise and shine, just not at the same time.
- you feel good getting your leg through your underwear, without losing your balance.
- you the old enough to know better doesn’t kick in.
- you go to sneeze, cross your legs and hope for the best.
- your body and fat become great friends.
- you reminisce listening to elevator music.
- happy hour is a nap.
- you feel bad in the morning without having any fun the night before.
Have a happy day! 😀
