Every home has an extra child. They are called I Dunno. Apparently everyone knows of him but is never seen. Apparently, he is always upto no good! For every lost or bad thing that occurs in the home, there he is at it again.
Frankly, this I Dunno is driving me nuts. He has lost dozens of shoes, 4 umbrellas, a couple of bicycles, dozens of cookies and has left plenty dishes. He’s even left a jar of garlic pickles sitting on the back porch for weeks.
In fact he even called the other day. I heard the ring while I ran through the rose bushes, stubbed a toe, tripped over the hose and almost fell flat on my face coming through the front door only to ask my husband who it was on the phone with the reply “I Dunno, he hung up”. Arg! When I see this Dunno dude he’s getting a punch in the behind with my stubbed toe.
And, I’ve realized he has a brother, called Not Me. He’s as rotten as the other dude. Almost makes Dennis the Menace look like a poster child. He’s left countless lights on, faucets running, eats all the left-overs and changes the thermostat. He’s a rotter too.
If you ever find these two dudes, do let me know. I would like them to lose my address, please!
Happy Weekend! 😀
